Saturday, August 8, 2015

Pepe to Manchester United?


having spent something in the region of a gazillion pounds in the past two years, Plucky Little Manchester United, those romantic upstarts who are battling against all the odds, might just be ready for a stab at challenging for the title. Wouldn’t that be amazing? Wouldn’t it just take your breath away? The Mill would be truly flabberghasted if this tiny little club could come out of nowhere and shock the world. There’s definitely a film in this, Gerard Depardieu as Louis van Gaal, Mr Stamper from Tomorrow Never Dies playing Bastian Schweinsteiger.
But first they have to attend to a bit more business. They’re not quite ready yet! They’ve found a bit more cash down the back of the Chevrolet-sponsored sofa and intend to splash it on Barcelona’s Pedro and Real Madrid’s Karim Benzema andPepe. The Mill cannot foresee anything going wrong in their pursuit of a centre-back from Madrid. Nothing at all.

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